Sunday 15 September 2013

Ray of light...

Well this time next week we will most definitely be pooped and hopefully sitting on a tidy sum raised for the pledge. Yes Pop Up Party is nearly here and we have had our far share of hurdles to cross since its inception back in June!

We have had a few people drop out last minute which has caused us a few bottom clenches. Conversly we have also had some amazingly generous offers of donations and company sponsorships (apparently it is a feel good way way to stick 2 fingers up to the tax man!). Flippancy aside I really thank you for your generosity and support. Knowing people are buying tickets even if they can't attend as they appreciate the pledge, the effort and the sheer bloody-mindedness of the Pop team is truly remarkable and humbling!

Another big win is we now have toilets booked - this was causing some concern but The Royal Flush will be provding luxury loos so no crossing legs.

You win again
Now I know that many of you are sadly unable to come due to other commitments. However you can STILL get involved and help raise the event fundraising total. One of the easiest ways is to check out our amazing auction prizes which have been generously donated and send in your maximum bid to me. We will bid on your behalf and you could really be a winner without even raising your hand. Don't take my word for it look at the auction items below - a pair of Pennyhill Park spa tickets are worth in the region of £300 alone and we have two pairs on offer plus many more amazing items...





Ticket to ride
Raffle tickets can also be purchased remotely (email me at helen@pebblecommunications.co.uk if you would like some... £2 per strip). The prizes have all been generously donated by some great British companies... if nothing else please think highly of these companies and pay back the generosity by shopping with them if you ever get the chance.
All that is left to say is "Let's party like it is 1999!"

And let's hope that we won't be "Singing in the rain"...

Sunday 8 September 2013

It's the final countdown

Well in 14 days time the party will be over and we will all have great smiles and probable thumping heads!

At party HQ the pressure is mounting and the "committee" have two meetings in the diary to ensure nothing goes amiss (wine is, natch, agenda item 1). I have to confess to being astounded with the level of response received and for those of you coming you are in for a whole evening of treats. If you don't leave the evening with a fab prize of some sort I will be surprised.

To whet your appetite (and close the deal for those of you sitting on the fence) here is a sneak preview of the evenings activities ....

- 3 gifting trees (£5, £10, £15): for those of you not in the "know" a gifting tree is a tree which guarentees you a gift. Simply part with your money and select a "leaf" from the tree and win. Simple! The bigger the stake the greater your chances of winning a gift of FAR greater value however nothing is worth less than your stake so win:win and there is no limit on the number of goes you can have! Items include 15 x Brita fill and go water bottles, Soda stream, perfume, 10 x votives, champagne, 12 boxes of homemade fudge, Graze subscriptions, books, vouchers for Muddy Boots, Cook, Jojo Maman, Boden, Waterstones...

- Raffle: a classic that even non-attendees can get involved with. 50p per ticket or 5 for £2

- Auction: items are still being clarified and I will post more before the event so silent bids can be sent in if you are wanting to participate but can't attend

- Head 'n tails: Pop £1 in the envelope on the table and when the game starts stand on your feet ready to win yourself 50% of the total party Heads 'n tails stake. When asked by the caller simply place your hand on your head or tail, the coin will be flipped and if you guess right you go through to round 2. If you are "out" within the first 5 rounds you can play again if you double your previous stake...!

Got moves like Jaggar? then you want to read on....

We have BGMs newest signing Truly Ford singing (http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/music/interviews/truly-ford-interview-277658.html) she is tipped for BIG things so be there at the start!

And then we have the Zefrones playing (www.thezefrones.com) a whole host of covers sure to get you in the swing and up and dancing.

Plus we are trying to get some more secret acts lined up for the night..... Nothing like a little last minute push!

Food Glorious Food....
As you know Pop Up is about keeping costs to a minimum and making maximum for the charity.Your £30 tickets includes all the entertainment (and boring things like event license, toilets, marquee etc) so please bring a picnic and booze OR... the pub have kindly offered to do gastro fish and chips for £7 per person - I am coordinating this so please book these with me by Tuesday 17th.

Also we will have a selction of desserts for you to gobble in return for donations. And of course if you are happy to make and bring a dessert to share we never say no, just thank you!

On arrival we will be providing a glass of something lovely and we are hoping we might be even have a gin bar - still under negotiation so watch this space. All you need to remember is to bring your wallets and dancing shoes!

99 Red Balloons
As this is a fundraiser we don't want to waste money on decoration. Both charities have sent us in a selection of balloons to help decorate the marquee and then instead of floral arrangements I have taught myself to crochet and have created 100 flowers for the tables....seriously!



Now after the event I really have no need for 100 crocheted flowers so I am hoping you will fall in love with these homemade, individual and unique items and pop some pennies into the various collection pots around the marquee and take them home with you. Attach to a hair clip, wrap around a hair band, decorate a little girles bedroom, create a baby mobile... you name it these flowers have a million uses so feel free to take them with you.

AND whilst you are feeling creative remember there is a competition for the BEST DRESSED table. Not only will this give the marquee a stylish and unique decor it might also win you a bottle of something in the process. So get creative with candelabras, decorative with dining sets and nutty with napkins and win yourself something special: the title of creative genius.
 

Hotel California?
Not quite...But for those wanting to party on til dawn we are offering camping in the garden/floor space in the house. No charge (although donations welcome) and I will make sure we have a tonne of hot water ready for morning showers... PLUS we will be opening the Pop up Greasy Spoon - those camping will be given a breakfast menu select from and your breakfast will be delivered to your tent door at your selected time - again all in return for a small donation!

Money money money
So all we need is guests... so far we have had payment from 24 people and as I am bank rolling this and need to pay the £3K marquee fee soon, any additional monies appreciated... get in touch and I will send you the bank details. Also please spread the word as the more the merrier and the more Pop Party Go-ers  we have the more we raise.

And finally if you are coming I THANK YOU so much for your support and guarentee you an amazing night. Without you this is all meaningless, without you guys the 1,000,000 pence is zero, without you and your support I wouldn't have realised how lucky I am to be surrounded by so many supportive "yes" people!

Friday 16 August 2013

Get the party started...

So the Pop up Party is really beginning to take shape and we are getting really excited (mixed with a massive amount of in trepidation and nervousness). Having not organised a charity party such as this I have all the usual pre-party nerves (what if no one turns up, what if people aren't enjoying themselves, how can we get people up and dancing like it is 1999?) PLUS the massive implication that if no one buys tickets we will make a massive loss! So if you are reading this and PLANNING on coming please do me a favour. Spread the word far and wide; the more people = more money raised. Secondly please BOOK tickets so we have money in the bank ready to pay for marquees etc etc! Ping me an email at helen@pebblecommunications.co.uk for bank details.

We have also had a few comments about "what do I get for my £30 if I am bringing a picnic" which is a very valid point! So let me try and explain...

Costs for the event (marquee, insurance, bands etc etc) comes in at approx £3000 - 20% of that is VAT - grrr! So we need 100 - 110 people to break even and on top is profit so go sell tickets people!

At the event we have spent virtually zero on decoration and relying on wonderful donations from friends and family to really create a wonder ambience. Plus I have been busy teaching myself how to crochet flowers so each table will be adorned with centrepieces that can then be taken away by our guests... I have to be honest they look really very kitsch! Plus don't forget the competition for the best decorated table - we are hearing rumblings of candelabras and fine crockery and eco friendly back to nature style settings... can't wait to see the results transform the marquee.

We are delighted to welcome our band The Zefrones who are amazing -click here to see them in action. And we are amazed that we have Truly Ford is coming along to share her voice and music writing abilities - she really is one to watch over the coming months as one of BGMs newest signings and remember you have the opportunty to see her live before fame takes hold and she leaves the vale for the sunny climes of O2 arena and Wembley! Click here to see more about Truly.

And finally the prizes... we have been busy pestering UK businesses for donations to our cause and are delighted to have the following list confirmed:

- Porsche racing day
- Lanson campagne
- Pink lining baby bag (click here)
- Boden vouchers
- Waterstone vouchers
- Free trainers and gait analysis from Run Swindon (click here)
- £50 meal voucher for Royal Oak in Bishopstone (click here)
- Meal for 2 at the Eagle, Little Coxwell (click here)
- 2 bottle of DYNK perfume
- 2 lovely gifts from the gorgeous Gifted Magpie in Faringdon (click here)
- National trust family membership
- Shabby chic cabinet
- Ohyo water bottles (click here)
- Cool glamping gadgets
- Books from Red Magazine
- 2 x Graze subscriptions (click here)
- Celtic Sheepskin handbag (click here)
- Stanlake Park Vineyard bottle of Brut (click here)
- Stunning crochet baby cot blanket - AMAZINGLY beautiful
- Signed Peter Andre picture YIPPEE
- Handmade fudge from Sweet Sugar Kitchen (click here)
- Tickets for Cotswold Wildlife Park
- Cook vouchers (click here)
- Organica hamper (click here)
- REN skincare gift set (click here)
- Muddy Boots voucher (click here)
- Gifts from The White Room (click here)
- .... and much more still coming in!

These items will be auction, raffle and also gifting tree. This is where for £5 you select an envelope from the tree and inside is your gift which is worth at least £5... we are all winners at the Pop Up Party!

So hopefully you are getting as excited as we are.. if you are worried about accomodation camping is an option and is free - plus I will throw in a fry up in return for donations so get in touch if you keen!

Not long now so dust of those dancing shoes and get ready to party the night away!

Tuesday 23 July 2013

2 months until we party like it is 1999!

OK so I am now in official manic mode. As if I don't have enough on my plate I now have a Pop Up Party to organise but with some woderful helpers (and there is room for plenty more so please step forward) we have a plan of attack!

Now I might not be a designer (see my efforts below) but I know how to party (well I did pre kids!) so please check your diaries and book your tickets ASAP... 9 have already sold so get in quick... details below




 


Monday 22 July 2013

Let's get ready to party!

So we have now finalised the details for the Charity ball... or now to be named Pop Up Party. Havign investigated heavily the costs involved in hiring hotels for balls I quickly realised there was only one organisation making money from these and that is the hotels.

And had it not been for the quick creative thinking of some Little Coxwell lovely it might all have ended there, but delightfully not!

So on 21st September Little Coxwell will be hosting our Pop up Party; bring our own picnic (or order one from us) and come along to our fabulous marquee and enjoy the evening.

Evening promises gin bar, live music, desserts, horse drawn carriage, auctions, rafffle and much more... all in a fabulous cause.

£30 per person if you book before 1st September... more details to follow. Spread the word!

PS to book please email me at helen@pebblecommunications.co.uk thanks!

Monday 8 July 2013

I'm back...

I'm bigger (too many pies) and sadly not better but I am back in the training regime. It has been a good few months since the marathon and my life too quickly reverted to life pre training. Too many "empty" calories and not nearly enough exercise have left my saddlebags very happy little puppies but the fight is on to work them away and get back on the training treadmill. My bikini will thank me come August and my legs will thank me when I attempt my second half marathon in October. Considering this time last year the furthest I had ever ran was 3 miles TOTAL even I can see what an achievement this is.

So today I went for an easy 3 mile run. Luckily I could still remember how to run but made some basic rookie errors; pre run toilet being the main one! So what I had intended to be a 3.5 mile run ended a little sooner as I had to return  before nature caught me out.

What amazed me most during that short run was how the seasons have so dramatically changed since I was last training. Now the Summer has FINALLY arrived the heat really took its toll; I was used to temperatures at least 15 degrees cooler and quickly realised how much I am a creature of the cold. And rape seed - who knew how bad it smelt? I often get a whiff whilst driving but it is gone in seconds but try running past it. It really is a repulsive stale smell which goes on and on and on... but is a great reason to sprint!

Now back to the fundraising - I am at the 5K mark which is half way. A long way to go but as I am learning through my new "hobby" nothing worth doing comes fast. The most exciting update is that the Charity ball is beginning to take shape and matured into a far more exciting, affordable and "me" Pop up Party. Details to be confirmed but current plan is a marquee in Little Coxwell, £25 ish per ticket, bring your own picnic and booze (although picnic hampers will be available at a cost and a gin bar will be up and running to help yourself in return for generous donations). Raffle and auction prizes will now need to be fixed so all of you who have offered help - a job list will be winging its way. Sound exciting? Hope you can make it - 21st September (TBC!)!

Friday 31 May 2013

It's not the distance but the journey

Despite the weather fooling us into thinking we are still in the early parts of Spring, I am afraid to admit that in 22 days the nights start to get longer.

For the first 4 months of this year my life had been totally focussed on the marathon. I hadn't realised how all consuming it was and I am really missing the structure and regime. I am missing having something to write about (apologies for the radio silence). Having had a month out of training since 21st April due to my buggered sore knee, getting back into the trainers and pounding the roads is proving to be a hard slog. But run I must do. It has become a part of me. I love the solidude (hermit!) and the head space and feeling fit and strong. And most of all I miss being able to eat ANYTHING.

But tomorrow I have my next race. Whilst a 5km should be an easy task it will be an emotional race. I will be running with my lovely inspiration and helping prove that life doesn't stop when you get ill. I don't mean a cold, a sniffle, or even a buggered sore knee. I mean grown up ill. The sort of ill we live in fear of. The sort of ill no one deserves but 1 in 3 of us will, at some point, have an encounter with. So tomorrow, folks, it will be my pleasure to help raise some pennies to help find a cure to the illness which is cancer.  But more importantly I will take on the role of joker and raise a smile... after all we all need to remember the wonderful words "always look on the bright side of life!"

And that brings me onto my next, IMPORTANT question. What should the girlie belt it out playlist be for tomorrow? I am thinking...

- Let's get physical - Olivia Newton John
- Teanage dirtbag - Wheatus (you know you love it really!)
- Jolene - Dolly Parton
- Love shack - B-52s
- Barbie Girl - Aqua
- Ice ice baby - Vanilla ice
- I think we're alone now - Tiffany
- Gold - Spandau Ballet
- Reach - S Club 7
- Torn - Natalie Imbrulgia (sp?)
- Man I feel like a women - Shania Twain
- Let's here it for the boys - Deniece Williams
- Single Ladies - Beyonce
- Maneater - nelly futardo (sp?)
- Kiss kiss- Holly Valence
- Anything by Abba
- C'est la vie - Bewitched

OMG - I need a life. And failing that another gin....

Monday 22 April 2013

A game of two halves

OK so I am walking like I might have had an "accident" but I can assure you I haven't. It might be to do with the weight of my medal which I have proudly paraded around the office "it looks like a Jim'll fix it badge"! And absolutely nothing to do with getting 26.2 miles under my belt!

48 hours of classic Whetton-Scobey adventure has just passed through our world and it looks something like this:

Having been up far too late Friday night due to the amazing quiz night, we should have enjoyed a lovely long sleep but alas we both were experiencing pre marathon butterflies and Mark went to make tea at some obscenely early hour. 3 hours later we were up and en route to the train station and the beginnings of my marathon journey. But I had a really niggly feeling... I didn't think it was butterflies but I checked and checked my bag in case I had forgotten something important... sports bra check, trainers check, charity vest check, application confirmation check, photographic ID....? photographic ID....? STOP THE CAR! Yep I had left drivers license at home having decided in my last minute wisdom that I didn't need my full purse, but just some cash and a card instead.

1 hour later we had retraced our steps, collected missing drivers license (no photo ID, no race pack, no running) and were nearing the station when... "ERRRR mummy Thea has been sick!"

Of course she has. Of course she decided that today, of all days, was the day to see what happened if you ate raisins (well I think there were raisins) found under the sheepskin car seat cover ... who knows how old there were but the resulting explosion suggests too long. So with sick on my jumper and hands, and no wipes it was an emergency detour to the local shop to try and "clean this mess up!" whilst Tom continued to recount how "it came out just like a water pistol!" Delightful!

30 mins later were back on the road and running more than an hour and a half late. Luckily the rest of the day went swimmingly and I managed to pick up my runner pack from the Excel centre with no further delays.

Spending the night in Greenwich at the lovely Anke and Migs house with Jill and Si and darling Mia, afforded me a lie in and some great gossip to take my mind off the run. Both Anke and Simon had run marathons and were full of tips whilst Mig and Jill just necked their wine laughing at the crazy runners! And I can report that despite the temptation I remainded tee total... which in itself deserves £4000 in sponsorship. Roll on 5am and sleep was not an option... my butterflies were resembling a herd of elephants and I attempted a bowl of porridge which didn't sit too well! Come 7.30 it was time to "transform from Goddess to Athlete" to which Jill, one of my oldest and loveliest friends fell about laughing unable to decide which was the funnier description! Cheeky!

And then it was time to leave "home" and meet my fellow marathonites. I was primed and ready; miles inked in my forearm to keep me focussed; 4.5 lucozade, 6 cutty sark, 6/7 Jill and Si, 8/9 Meg, Si and Tom..... little tricks to help me break the massive challenge into "bite sized chunks".

So whilst waiting for the starting line up I decided I ought to nip to the loo and had the "enjoyable" experience of trying the new P-mate concept; a urinal for women with disposable willy funnels! Boys all I can say is I now understand dribble on the loo seat! It was hilarious walking into the "lady urinal" area (basically a trough in the middle of a field with wind breaks erected to protect diginity) seeing lots of pert ladies bottoms, running trousers around their legs, shaking with laughter!

Before long (and some serious alco wash later) we were lining up in our pens ready for the starter gun and partaking in a minute silence in respect of Boston. 37,000 people pumped with adrenalin and you could hear the birds cheeping in the trees. Total emotion-fest... blubbering wreck incident #1. Then the starter gun went and.... we all stood still. It actually took me 16 minutes to cross the start line and I was shaking with adrenalin not quite believing I was about to run 26.2 miles in the London Marathon. Me who had never run more than 5km until November last year and who had always claimed "I am not a runner!".

Mile 1 -3 passed in the blink of an eye, jelly beans at every mile seemed to come around before I had even finished the previous one it seemed. As we came out of Greenwich I looked up the hill to the right and saw a mass of other runners coming from the green and blue starts - it was an amazing sight and cue for blubbering wreck #2.

Cutty Sark was a sight (note to self must visit it sometime) and then out of nowhere Jill, Si and Mia were upon me. I nearly missed them and so glad they were almost hoarse trying to get my attention. I would have been gutted to have missed them, especially after their amazing hospitality.

Mile 9 saw cheerleaders number 2 (Meg, Si and 3 week old baby Tom) and this was the cause of blubbering wreck #3. Having not met the delightful Tom before I was overwhelmed that they had made the mass treck acoss London for lil ole me AND bought be bananas and Percy Pigs! Amazing! I can honestly say I felt fresh as a daisy and couldn't believe 9 miles had gone. It felt like I had been running for 1 mile and I was so pleased that my fitness was still there and that the swimming replacement for running had worked and saved my knees. I was on course for a 4.45 marathon time which was my dream!

1.5 miles later I saw my lovely boys and Clare but at this point my knee was beginning to niggle. Not quite limping but the realisation that it was going to "pop" sooner rather than later was a sickening feeling. By the time I reached London Bridge I was in real pain, attempting pain diversion by forcing my nails into my hands which would work for half a minute or so before I was forced to return to limping. I was gutted; not even half way into the race and London Bridge being such a highpoint of the race and I was in a bad way.

By mile 13 I was walking more than I was running and could see runners coming back from the City on the other side of the road. They were 7 miles in front and still happy and shiny and here I was limping, frowning and sad. My resolve was disolving.

I next saw mum and dad which must have been mile 15ish and mum gave me hug which gave me the lift I needed but the pain was excruiating. I couldn't believe that despite all the training, despite not being tired or lacking energy, being DESPERATE to run, I couldn't because of my knees. I then made the fatal error of working out my finish time if I had to limp the rest of the way and it was obscene. They would be clearing up around me and this was such a humiliating thought. My training deserved so  much more!

Mile 18 saw big blub out incident #4. I just cried in Marks arms as the pain was so bad.  It was 4.15 so beating 5 hours was now impossible and I had lost all focus. I had even stopped taking my mile marker jelly beans as I couldn't see the point. However some whispered words of support and love, a cuddle from Tom, painkillers and a jelly baby later and I was off again trying to hold it together until "Go Helen you can do it!" from some lovely random supporter. It just hit me like an emotionally train and the tears just fell and fell. And if it weren't for another injured runner, Sarah, I might well have lost my way, but she picked me up emotionally and we walked together for 2 miles chatting about her story and mine (and seeing the lovely Kate on the way). I felt my resolve build and my confidence come back as the pain subsided and by mile 20 I decided it was a case of bust or broke. With  4.45 on the clock I realised I might just, with a fair wind, be able to beat 5.30 (the last sweepstake slot). I became obsessed that there would be a revolt if I was longer than 5.30. That it would been seen as "unfair" that no later times had been offered. That it was a fix; a phone scandal if you will! I was on a mission (all be it an unfounded one!): I HAD to beat 5.30 so it was a case of "run forest run!"

It was amazing to be running. That was what I came for and trained for and had the energy for. In fact I had so much pent up energy and emotion that I was Lewis Hamilton overtaking the broken runners, patting them on the back giving them support and encouragement and whipping the crowds up; yes I was THAT annoying runner. I felt invincible and was so enjoying being alert enough mentally and physically to be able to enjoy the final 6.2 miles which, in my view, were always going to be the best parts. Down the Embankment, past London Eye, towards Houses of Parliament with crowds and crowds lining both sides of the road. The road was much wider than in many previous parts and I had room to move. This was my marathon moment.

Mile 25.5 and I saw my final supporters Matt and Chloe and apparently "You looked so full of energy" and to be honest I felt it. Rounding the corner with 800 meters to go I waved and Buck Palace and fought emotional melt down #5. I could hardly breath with the enormity of it all. I was crying in my throat; just the noise but no tears were coming. I honestly think I was emotionally drained and didn't know what to do but run and I just hope that there is one picture of that final strip where my face is not contorted too badly!

Crossing the finish line was unbelievable. I couldn't comprehend the complete change of events in the previous 45 minutes. That I had run my fastest miles at the end - unheard of! I had done it and with an ok-ish time. I thought I would be disappointed but I am not. I am frustrated that my training deserved a better time but you can't odds injury and luckily my sponsorship wasn't time dependent so the big picture is the same. I raised a huge amount (£4K when all added I think) for some great causes.... and the ballot opens monday for 2014 London Marathon so there is always next year....!

Saturday 20 April 2013

Life is like a butterfly...

and so is my tummy! The anticipation, months of training and carb loading is nearly over. In just over 26 hours I will be shivering my little socks of in Greenwich with 52,000 other runners, nerves flying and legs like lead no doubt. This has come around way too quickly - anyone with a loathing for winter I recommend training for the London marathon as for me the months have flown by.

So it is too late to do any more - no more training, no more fartleks just a wander to the Excel centre to collect my runners pack, a pasta fest tonight and some good (although unlikely) quality sleep.

But I am buoyed. The last few weeks of "donation hunting" has been tough - asking people for money can at times be a little uncomfortable but everyone has been so kind and generous. At the beginning of the week I was £400 short of my target figure of £2620 and was not sure I would make it. My "bankers" had already coughed up (dearest friends and relatives) and so I was reliant on goodwill from my wider circle. Luckily my wider circle more than delivered with donations coming from far corners of my world. My little Sussex campaigners (ma and pops) were superstars and sent glowingly proud emails to all and sundry with instructions to support their little girl. And by Thursday morning the figure was met... and then something astounding happened (pay day?)... it just kept growing and growing and growing to the point of its current Virgin Money Giving total of £2852. Gobsmacked! This will certainly fuel me around the course knowing every mile is another £100. So tomorrow is a thank you to all you generous donators. I can honestly say that had such a significant amount not be riding on tomorrow I might be opting for a lazy lie in, sunday roast and watching the race from the sofa.

I also have to give you an update to the quiz night last night. Little Coxwell came good in a way only it knows how to do. When the village backs something it does it whole heartedly with a big smacker, a massive hug and a huge amount of laughter! The pub was heaving - 11 tables in total - and we had joint winners "Drakes and Hens" and " Beef or Chicken"... you gotta love the team names! More importantly we raised in excess of £390 (which is on top of the total above) and everyone really enjoyed MC Scobes! My little super star though was Tom. My 7 year old managed to sell a phenomenal amount of raffle tickets and sweep stake time slots (guess mummy's marathon time). Many sneakily quizzed him on my previous training times, condition, terrain preference (it seems I am not the only one who has identified my thoroughbred qualities). However I think he might have (unintentionally) misled many as I overheard "mummy is going to beat Mo Farah". OK I might have sown that seed earlier this week; I AM competing in a race where Mo is also a competitor and I WILL finish (unlike him who is being marshalled out at 13.1) so TECHNICALLY I will beat Mo Farah! But if you were misguided last night all I can say is "it all goes to charity!"

And so this is my last blog before I get my new bling. Don't forget, you can track me as I make their way around the 26.2 miles course via the Virgin London Marathon website from 7am tomorrow all you need is my race number (52704).

If you are watching from the comforts of your sofa one final request.... do it in stye; Pjs and a cuppa tea (pre 11), Sherry and Sunday casual wear (11am - 12.30), G&T and Sunday best 12.30 onwards!

Wish me well my friends. Tomorrow I become an Athlete!

Monday 15 April 2013

What a difference a day makes!

Ok ok so firstly I owe you all a big apology for my defeatist attitude yesterday. I blame it on the onset of a cold - the germs were busy waging a war on my logic and for a brief period they won the battle. But the war continues and logic and I are back in the driving seat so bring on 26.2 miles and more!

So what has turned me around? Deep visualisation? Talking to experts? Meditation? Hypnosis? Nope something far more special and unique; the amazing out pourings from the least expected corners of my little world.

Naturally number one supporter was this little girls daddy (and mummy)! Pops was straight on the phone before the ink was dry on the blog. He was trying hard to lift his would be marathonite but we both knew it was fruitless - after 37 years he knows better than anyone how hard I am on myself and he finished our brief chat with a firm "we'll be there on Sunday and so will you". Despite my down and out demeanour I was delighted he called!

Next anonymous (are you the same anonyomous who suggested I, gasp, shave the whole of my leg rather than stopping mid calf?) responded with a reference to a much earlier posting so obviously a regular to this blog.

"Keep calm and carry on. It's a long way to Tipperary, pack up your troubles in your old kit bag and SMILE. SmILE, SMILE. Your British!!! "
Thank you - the thought that someone has been following me was such a delight; my very own pet stalker - at last I have something in common with Cameron Diaz!

Motivation #3 came from someone I had no idea was even aware or interested in my crazy pledge. I have known this person since we were babies - in fact whenever mum sees a baby you can pretty much guarantee her next words will be:

"Ah the best looking baby I have ever laid eyes on was David Ashdown. He was beauuuuutiful!"

Anyway David and I were buddies from playgroup through to sixth form and have recently been reunited via the power of Facebook. Despite an absence of friendship of more than 20 years, David gave me the honest kick up the bum I needed! His full comment can be seen on the previous blog but it was both touching and moving and honest. I am certain that he is a lovely straight talking dad, very much like my own (who also used to be his scout leader!)

And then just as I was heading off to bedfordshire mum pinged me to make sure I had read the lovely comments on my blog - it was like being a little girl again and being tucked up in bed with a kiss on the forehead. Thanks mum!

And then this morning the good stuff kept coming. A wonderful email from the lovely Georgia who had spent last weekend in Paris watching her brother run the Paris marathon. It was a lovely long email promising sponsorship but more importantly sharing what an amazing atmosphere there had been in Paris and how uplifting it was

"it made me feel like I wanted to run it!"
I am not sure she had seen my bleak blog - I think this was a genuine coincidence but her final paragraph started

"I just wanted to let you know this in case this helps!!! I have seen the highs and lows of training... he had had two hours sleep the night before from nerves... ended up smashing it...atmosphere was so positive and exciting it gave him a real adrenaline rush... hope it is the same for you! I know how hard you've worked and I am so impressed, and excited for you!... You'll nail it, I'm sure of it!"

Thanks Georgia... your words meant so much and got my heart racing in excitement at the prospect of the 4/5/6 hours of adenalin I am going to experience on Sunday.

At this point the sun started to break through my darkness and I checked my sponsorship page... another £50 from people I am amazed are aware or even interested enough to support me. Old family friends from the USA, another old school friend (who I haven't seen for way too many years), an old friend of my fundraising guru who I have never met but who has promised to donate £10 per month. What amazing stuff guys! Thank you so so much for showing me that the sunshine in my life is not about being the best. It isn't about ignoring those in a dark place. It isn't about riches. It is about people and kindness and support and honesty and doing something for nothing. Thank you for putting me back in my place and back on the 26.2 mile yellow brick road towards The Mall.
Not sure these are ideal running shoes!

Sunday 14 April 2013

Down and out?

The past 4 months my life (our life) has been focussed on training for The London Marathon. Through more snow and ice than I would have liked - apprently this is the worst training season on record - and now, having aclimatised to the severe cold, we are set of an unexpected heatwave hitting London next Sunday. Yep that's my luck for you!

So not only am I going to be battling conditions 20+ degrees higher than the majority of my training, I am also not fighting fit. For those of you that have been following my progress, training was going amazingly well until 3rd March where I sustained a knee injury at the Bath Half and since then my training has fallen by the wayside. I have managed approx 30 miles (instead of 150) and am now the owner of a bright yellow swimming hat as I have taken my training to the water, BUT I am not nearly as fit or prepared as I was. Mentally I am broken. The marathon has me beaten already and I feel ill prepared. Everyone says I have done more than enough training - a couple of 17 milers and 3 x 15 milers - but would anyone really say anything different? Either way I am mentally unfit - I can no longer visualise myself as a marathon runner (an expert top tip), I don't see myself as "fit" (as in fitness rather than phwoar - not sure I ever had that!), I am scared of not knowing how the knees will hold up and I feel the months of hard training has been pointless.Sponsorship, the thing that  has been keeping me determined and reminds me of why I am doing this, is naturally slowing down - I have pretty my exhausted all my friends and families pockets - and if it weren't for the £2000+ already raised I would seriously be considering staying in bed next Sunday night.

In fact things are so bad I am cake loading rather than carb loading... I have never done anything like this before and was feeling so proud of my improvement and focus, but my injuries have stolen my pride, ruined my efforts and irradicated any resulting positive attitude. I am at the point of suggesting my "supporters" stay at home as I don't feel like I deserve the support.

So any advice on how to turn this around will be most welcome... otherwise I will attempt a more upbeat post later in the week.


Wednesday 3 April 2013

Good vibrations

After 5 weeks of dubious knee-age and severley reduced training, I have, today, managed a 9 mile run - the most have achieved in more 3 and a half weeks. Having spent a small fortune in recent weeks on lotions and potions, physio and knee support I might be on to something with my new strap on!

It appears my IT Band (no idea what this is) was "stressed". Now my normal remedy for stress is a large gin and tonic but due to my rather sizeable thighs I decided that soaking my limbs in the finest from Bombay would be a waste, and not being a particularly good siphonist (waste not want not) I decided to administer gin in the normal way (slice of lime, tonic and loads of ice) and take professional advice on reducing IT Band stress.

And the remedy is rather convoluted expensive. I now have a foam (in my opinion a trade description as it is as hard as nails) roller that I lie on sideways and roll my body from my hip to my knee (sounds like a good lyric for a an 80s pop icon see here). I also have some hip strengthening exercises (all I need now is a bus pass to fully complete my aging persona) called the crab!

And finally I am the proud owner of an ITB strap on with "Medical Grade Silicone Insert for Vibration Dampening". Check it out!
This is not my knee - mine is far hairier!
So I strapped this on and gave it a try. My trainer came with me today, pedalling slowly behind me checking my "form" (mile 2 he asked me if I was trying new performance undies - more on this later - which led me to believe his focus was very much on the form of my gluts - cheap thrills!). By mile 4 my left knee was feeling very un-loved and it too wanted a silicon vibration dampening strap on so I swapped it over. MAGIC. Straight away my left knee was in heaven and the pain practically disappeared... by mile 6 my right knee was begging wantonly for some vibration dampening. So what is a girl to do when her body is crying out for more vibration dampening that she has available. Buy another strap on! And so I am now the proud owner of not one but two Medical Grade Silicone Insert for Vibration Dampening strap ons, and am £40 worse off! Let's hope my knees enjoy their dirty weekend and remain in knee heaven all around London in two and a half weeks time!

So with knees sorted (ish) I am now panicking about other elements of my attire. New running tights need ordering but which size (8-10 or 12-14... I want a 10 - 12 grr) and which colour (one which matches my London Breast Cancer Care top or one which matches my normal running gear?) I am also on a mission to find the "best" running knickers. I have set up a spreadsheet where I can mark them out ten for comfort, support and how often I need to perform the knicker extraction manoeuvre....! What a lady!

One other lesson learnt today is to not run after a burger. I had real golden arch belly so it appears my holiday treat for the kids might have back fired on me. Knew I should have gone for the salad, at least I burnt the calories off so the guilt is removed.

So with that all underway all that is left to do is get some more miles under my belt, book more physio massages and begin to panic about 21st. Not long now!

Tuesday 26 March 2013

Support needed

It is countdown time and I am officially in panic mode! Until the Bath Half I was going great guns with the training and had clocked up nearly 300 miles. But since then I have barely managed 30 miles. My knees are causing me all sorts of issues and costing me a fortune in physio, peas and a silver lined (healing properties apparently) full knee support!

Since the weekend though I have been back running. Baby steps of 2 miles on saturday followed by 5 miles last night and I am delighted to announce that my right knee seems happy. Sadly the left is now feeling unloved and has started to niggle so I am wearing the support much of the time. Like attention seeking siblings I feel like knocking my knees together but it appears that this was the problem in the first place. I am seriously considering drawing a happy and sad face on my knee when I run London - surely this has got to be a pound of two? If you can't beat them join them!

So with the crucial third month being lost to injury I am now in panic mode. Having spent the first few months of the year longing for April, the warm weather and the beginning of taper (2 weeks of officially being allowed to "kick back") I am now dreading the arrival of the Fools Day! My quandry is how much I should run. My last long run was 10th March (6 weeks prior to the marathon) and 5 miles nearly killed me last night - I was so out of breath. If I do too much I risk injuring my knee again, but if I do nothing I risk not completeing the course! Only 26 days and I will know whether I made the right choice and my every waking hour (and insomnia induced waking hour) is consumed with this dilema! #Iamarunningbore!

But on a positive note I have now organised the quiz night (the Friday before the marathon - milking the Friday night drinkers for all they are worth) although the charity ball is still under debate due to the number of bedrooms we have commit to (38!).




Monday 18 March 2013

Coming together

Well I am nearly at the end of Q1 of 1,000,000 pence and, true to form, have started many projects but am yet to complete any:

- The marathon is underway (5 weeks yesterday I will HOPEFULLY - and knee permitting - be proudly wearing my medal)
- Charity ball - venue about to be booked and 2 auction prizes confirmed (a Porsche racing day and a gorgeous sequined shrug) but still SOOOOOOOOOO much to do before September
- TMP has talent - booked but needs marketing!
- Marine challenge - 10 idiots team buddies have agreed to take place just need to book us in for our October mud fest!
- London 10K - keep talking about doing it, need to book it up
- Quiz night - keep talking about it but little more
- Penny pots - with £100 in pennies on my desk at home this is a great fundraising scheme.... just to get around to "bagging" it all up and banking it

My growing to do list is massive and growing and doesn't even begin to include my mummy duties. To be honest I don't ever need to write these down. Not because I am a perfect mummy; far from it. I just have a 7 year old who will quite innocently highlight my mummy faux pas, usually in public; "Mummy why didn't you make my bed today?"! However I do recognise that my to do list gives me real significance and makes me feel needed - I know totally non-sensical and I often wonder if I am alone in this odd attitude?


Anyway I digress. I like to think that I have now reached my "base camp". Foundations are firmly in place but there is still a huge mountain in front to climb. Now I am not by nature a "completer finisher". I am far more comfortable being an "ideas generator" and leaving the organised professional folk to make it happen. So not only is 1,000,000 pence seeing me get fit, but also grow a pair of "see it through" wings. Who knew this pledge would turn into some pretty intense personal development?

And apart from refining my project management skills, one of the most amazing by-products of this journey has been the interactions with people I would otherwise not have had; Playground mum chums sharing their stories and giving a much needed pat on the back along with offers of additional childcare to help me with training. Colleagues and their amazing generosity and interest in my latest running scrape (I am certainly corporate entertainment at the moment). Friends offering huge amounts of support, encouragement and direction. My Mark - for everything he is doing whilst I am not doing it (his to-do list is also growing expedentially), and for not once moaning about me taking on "yet something else". And finally strangers. People I would never have come across had I not undertaken this crazy challenge. People who make my challenge look like a picnic in the park. Who undertake their own challenges with such focus, dedication and without a moan, they are the real heros of the piece. They are the ones who are really battle hard and make a 26.2 mile run  look easy. And one such lady, Claire Grant, is someone I have recently come across via the power of the interweb and PR. Despite a terminal cancer diagnosis she is fighting it with every cell in her body and still finding time and energy to raise £10,000... suddenly my challenge looks pretty easy by comparison! And one of the ways she is raising money is not with paper cups with a cut slit in the lid. Hell no, she is way more talented than I. She is creating these lovely bracelets made with her own fair hands and blinged up with Swarovski crystals.




They are made to order and cost a mere £5 each. Why not choose a red or pink one and wear it with pride. Simply pay via the Virgin Money Giving site here and let Claire know your choice and details via her Facebook page here (and whilst you are there why not like the page as well!). Then sit and wait by the letterbox for your new bling to arrive!

Sunday 10 March 2013

Knee Jerk

I feel like the Titanic sinking. Yesterday disaster struck and in true OTT Whetton style I am now convinced I won't make the starting line on 21st April. Surely there is  Hollywood blockbuster in there somewhere?

[To be heard in Hollywood voiceover man's voice] "In a world where Saturday's usually mean Under 9s football and where mountains of washing consume the adults. One woman stands firm in her fight against the impossible; 26.2 miles. Every moment in her life has led to this huge undertaking but can 3 months of intense training undo 37 years of bodily abuse; chocolate, alcohol and general couch potatoe-itis are proving too much for her old knees to bare. Can she beat the odds? Will a knee replacement be the answer? Will an intense regime of drugs and physio work? Is ice better than heat? Will she reach the goal on the Mall? So many questions, such intrigue and right now no one knows. Watch the story unravel before your very eyes"

This is my tale of allure, romance, determination, pain and then heartbreak. Some details may be slightly embellished for the purpose of this blog. All characters appearing in this work are non-fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely non-coincidental. blah blah blah...

Picture the scene: 11am Saturday morning lying on the couch of a rather young, male physio, naked from the knees down, his young, soft hands gliding along honey coloured limbs, toned to perfection with toes painted the most vivid shade of on trend cherry red.

Now the picture reality: 11am Saturday morning lying, breathless (due to the usual Saturday morning groundhog day of looking for matching football socks, goalie gloves, shin pads, trainers etc etc) on the couch of  rather young (so young I wonder if he has started to shave yet and feel strangely maternal towards him) physio, naked from the knees down (dressed in borrowed football shorts as I overlooked the fact that my skinny jeans would not roll up sufficiently for inspection), his young, soft hands prodding my pasty white (and only partially shaven; well it's so cold that only the bottom of my calf gets an airing and that is only when I am running so why bother with anything above the "plimsoll" line?), cellulite rippling and toes emblazoned in the most vivid shades of bruised black, blue and yellow.

Unhappy injured knee45 mins and £35 later I leave feeling embarrased and was strapped in a multitude of bright blue tape my knee cap resembling a face. Having  been touched, rubbed and strapped I feel worn out and can virtually hear "Alans" pub chat with his Rugby team about the 37 year old yeti he is treating!


But no time to worry about that. I had 20 miles to run and so run I must do. But sadly one bagel, 3 gels and a bottle of lucozade later and my knee was more than unhappy. It was shooting pain through my leg with every stride. I gallantly continued on, singing inspirational songs "Chattanooga Choo Choo", "We'll meet again" and "It's a long way to Tipperarey" but nothing stopped the pain. I dreamt of my pinup, tried visualising the Mall and the thousands of people cheering me on, I thought about the huge sums I was going to raise but yet the tears still fell and I accepted I was beaten. One phone call later and my own cavalary arrived, a little aghast at my mascara'd face and hysterical wails but full of hugs, sympathy and Sainsburys finest petit pois.

And so the movie closes leaving audiences across the globe on the edge of their seats. How can one knee possibly heal in 6 weeks? How can our heroine make up the 5 miles missed in training? How how how....? Who knows but I can assure you the sequel will most definitely feature best supporting actor "Alan".


Friday 8 March 2013

A dry run in Bath

I did it. I actually got around my first official race and in a decent time too; 13.1 miles in 2 hours 13 minutes. Not bad huh! Being part of the reason a city grinds to a halt for 12,000 crazy individuals who decided at some point in 2012 to accept the Bath Half challenge was amazing. Being amongest so many charity runners doing something selfless for the good of others is a powerful emotion. Being over taken by a banana... humiliating!

As a complete novice I had absolutely no idea what to expect, least of all the nerves which seemed to rise the closer the train drew to Bath. I thought I was pretty well prepared; well trained, had a target time, carb loaded... And whilst I realise the previous 48 hours had not been ideal pre race conditions (late night, early mornings and a 3.5 mile hike) the Bath Half was really more about experiencing a real race before the marathon.

So what did I learn? For me the most important thing was don't panic. The first mile or two was at a very slow pace due to the crowds and I did what every book, article, blog and expert cautions against; I went too fast to make up for the loss. Lucky this was my "easy week" so having built up my core stamina and mental abilities over my long runs since Christmas, I was able to just about continue the race at this higher pace. It was helped considerably by the fact that I had £40 riding on finishing in under 2 hours 15 mins (thanks Nicole, Lorraine, Jude and Pip). But believe me this is not something I would be able to do across 26 miles and so NUMBER ONE lesson is: listen to the experts they really do know what they are talking about.

I had already planned to write my name on my running shirt for the marathon but the benefit of this was made even more apparent in Bath. The crowds really seem to carry people - and for me in Bath the deep routed psychology of not hearing my name shouted and supported (like the the kid at school who no-one liked) was really de-motivating.

Take a bag. I had assumed that as I had supporters they would "hold my stuff". But it was only as I started stripping off my warmer outer clothes (trackie bums, sweatshirt and coat) and witnessed the growing bundle of clothing that I realised I hadn't even bought a bag. At all big races there are luggage tents so this is the place for belongings... not for your supporters to carry (especially when they also have a 7 year old, a 2 year old, a supply of snacks, entertainment and nappys! to carry and manage).

Have post race fuel ready in your kit bag. The Bath Half post race goodie bag was full of quick hit sugar rushes (and a random Corss and Blackwell cooking sauce!?) but having spent the past 2 hours chewing/drinking and sucking a veritable smorgasbord of sugar packed, artificial flavoured sweet things I was in desperate need of a savoury hit. For once a Mars a day just wasn't going to help me rest and play!

At the end of challenge number 1 I have raised a tremendous £1300 and, selfishly, have my very first bit of metal - engraved with my name and official time - and my name listed in the Bath Chronicle. I hadn't realised how proud I would be of these items and I can't begine to imagine how amazing I will post marathon. With only 5% of the population ever undertaking a marathon this is huge (and I will be milking it!).


Saturday 2 March 2013

Where to start?

Tomorrow is race day! Having booked the Bath Half last August in the midst of Olympic frenzy it seemed so, so far away. I had not intended it to be a fundraising effort but more a huge personal goal inspired by Jess Ennis' amazingly pert derriere (don't pretend you hadn't checked it out green with envy)! Considering my previous running form was the heady distance of 3 miles this really was going to be a mammoth challenge for me.

But since that moment of pert bottom inspired madness our world has been rocked by the unwelcome re-appearance of cancer into our midst. It's funny; before we had the rude intrusion I hadn't appreciated how painful cancer could be. Like most I was pretty ignorant and had only ever considered the physical impact of cancer (be it hair loss or surgery scars) which certainly can't be underestimated. I was aware of chemo and the induced nausea it brings but certainly didn't understand it or appreciate the pain, despair and gloom that can also creep in. And if I am honest I wish I was still ignorant. That would mean that this nasty illness had not crept into our world, unannounced and unwelcome. But it has and it was only having witnessed it first hand that the enormity hit me. Seeing it up close and personal and comparing it to my own now insignificant pain (a mere rubbing toe nail at mile 4) inspired me to generate some fundraising and led me (in a moment of Glycogen depletion madness) to approach Breast Cancer Care and ask beg for a golden ticket at the London Marathon. It appeared I was "lucky" that day late last November and was awarded a last minute place. Oops this was serious and if I was going to stand a chance of actually crossing the line at mile 26.2 I was going to have to dedicate much of my already limited time to training (a minumum of 5 hours a week). And if I was going to put my family and friends through this (and the constant moaning, begging for sponsorship and general sweatyness) then it deserved recognition. Recognition in the form of financial reward. Not for me but two wonderful charities; Macmillan nurses and Breast Cancer Care.

And hell why stop at the marathon. Why not dedicate a year to raising a significant amount something along the lines of 1,000,000 pence? If I had stopped to think long enough about HOW I was going to raise such funds I would never have started. In fact I was advised to half the target by my lovely mentor but being a little stubborn and, to be honest, offended at the very question that I might not actually achieve it, I simply did what I always do; ignored the advice and continued anyway. It is only on reflection that I wonder if I was double bluffed!? And so 1,000,000 pence was officially launched at the end of 2012 and has raised, in just 61 days, over 100,000 pence - an incredible £16 per day (which equates to nearly £6000 in a year!)

And so now I must focus and prep for tomorrow - carb loading is underway, outfit ready, gels selected and trialled and bed calling. And I find my mind wandering towards the delightful Dermot O'Leary, who wouldn't? He, too, is running Bath tomorrow for Coppafeel (www.coppafeel.org); a charity focussed on ensuring breast cancers are diagnosed as early as possible to inrease survival rates.

And whilst my outfit is my usual shocking 80s throwback get up, it is nothing on Dermot who really will be looking a right tit... Maybe I'll share my joke with him as we line up on the start line. I am sure he will see the hunour and think how original and witty I am!
Dermot O'Leary


Wish me luck now!

PS 4 lovely Uffington ladies drunkenly promised me £10 each if I beat 2 hours 15  mins tomorrow. Jude, Nicole, Lorraine and Pip get ready to show me the colour of your money!

Monday 25 February 2013

Years in the making!

Isn't it funny how times change in what feels like a blink of an eye? A few years ago, my inbox was awash with incredibly stylish emails from aspirational lifestyle brands like Lombok, The White Company and Graham and Green and my regular magazine preference was Elle Decor and Living Etc. Yes I was a new home owner and keen to give my home the ultimate, stylish makeover.

Roll on a few years and these solicited emails had been unsubscribed and replaced with colourful, cute, yummy mummy inspiring emails from brands such as Jojo Maman Bebe, Mamas and Papas, Blooming Marvellous and The Little White Company. Yes my bump had taken over my world and my inbox, taking me into a whole new exciting phase of my life.

Add another year and the grey times loomed. Cute baby emails were deleted and the new inbox interest contained hard lines and grown up brands like Laithwaites Wine Club, Dating Direct, Hotel Chocolat and my magazine subscription also grew up and became serious. Late night, drunken analysis of Psychologies magazine was the norm and these desperate times found me trying to identify me within each article whilst surviving on a diet of chocolate, coffee, red wine and cigarettes. Yes the dark clouds of the divorce era loomed large across my world.

Who could have guessed that a few years later my inbox would be awash with spritely emails from Running Bug, Sports Direct, Adidas and Virgin London Marathon. My magazine subscription would have progressed to Women's Running (and, shhhhh, the occasional secret Closer purchase) and the colour would have found its way not only into my life by my cheeks also. It seems I have caught the "bug" and my world is, for now, all about running not away from but towards something; a massive 26.2 mile sized goal. And a goal that I had, until tonight, considered my biggest challenge ever.

But really on reflection and having re-read the first three paragraphs I realise that this really isn't that big a challenge. It is no more challenging than becoming a parent, no harder than the mental anguish of divorce, and certainly no more time consuming than renovating a home. And it actually pales into insignificance when compared to what my dear sis-in-law (and many others fighting the Big C) are dealing with. And so with that clarity I realise that I absolutely have it in me to cover the distance, somehow!

And if only I had signed off my blog there. But I HAD to question what might be the next phase of my life. And it is now that I realise, with a heavy heart, that my next phase is emails from Saga, Gray and Osbourn and Polygrip dental glue and my reading matter is  Peoples Friend and the Daily Mail. Maybe its time to ask coach for another baby and all the colour and youthful exuberance it brings? If only my thighs didn't hurt so much!

Saturday 23 February 2013

Cool running

It has just occurred to me that my biggest public performance to date is to take place next Sunday in stylish Bath and I have not yet given any thought as to what I am going to wear! How did that pass me by? I am obviously sick and need medication.

The Bath Half is my first official race ever and is a welcome "short run" after yesterday's 17 miler. Now for those of you who are less than avid readers of my ramblings, my running kit is less sportswear and more fancy dress. I have a, now oversized, pair of Sainsbury's running leggings, my mum's old Nike running top (circa 1998), 80s fancy dress  leg warmers, orange tennis shorts over the leggings on particularly cold days and my son's high vis vest. Let's face it I don't look fit whilst I get fit!

So at this late date I am having to accept it is sadly too late to get new gear bought and tested before next Sunday. So I shall rely on every woman's secret weapon; backcombing for extra hair volume combined with hot red lips. This will have one of two outcomes; either my fashion faux pas will be outshone by hair/lip combo or, more likely, my increased "up-do" will increase air resistance requiring greater exertion with the resulting "glow" causing hot red lipstick crevasses to form in the wrinkles around my mouth and down my chin leaving me the spitting image of Stephen Kings Pennywise. Yep the latter seems most likely!

Pennywise-Clown-It

However fear not... I still have time to perfect my London Marathon outfit to ensure that the millions of viewers sat avidly at home watching and waiting for me to come bobbing along, all smiles and waves, will be stunned into silence at my on trend yet supportive running kit. The presenters will run alongside me asking how I manage such a chic yet oh so natural glow and my kit will be revered in years to come as the epitome of style on the tarmac.

OK reality bites and I think the best I can realistically hope for is a hair band which holds firm, socks that are white (ish) and, assuming the end of April will be warmer my ole supermarket faithfuls will be replaced with spangling new, "high performance wicking" shorts which WILL match my charity vest. I can only hope!






Wednesday 20 February 2013

Sight for sore eyes

Running injuries ahoy! But be assured that this blog makes no mention of any of the usual running afflictions... my Achilles are fine, I have no blisters, my lost toe nail has grown back, no chaffing has been inflicted. Oh no my running injuries are far more exotic!

- Bloodshot eye - obviously caused by the super sonic speeds I have been running at; Blink and you'll miss me! Seriously my left eye is red, oozing and uncomfortable and I really think that running anything further than for the bus with one eye closed would knock my balance and have me arrested for drunk running (if there is such a thing). On reflection, and based on my recent run ins with the older generation of Oxfordshire, running with a "wink" might also get me a hot date with an OAP, a schooner of sherry and a Thursday lunchtime special! On second thoughts....

- Runners insomnia - you'd think a blissful night of zzzs would follow a 15 mile run but not chez moi! Oh no. My brain likes to ponder every mile. Calculate average pace. Think about the marathon and what time that pace would deliver. Hydration strategies. Energy gels and so much more. Counting sheep... more like pot holes!

- Heartbreak - my lovely shiny (and sweat splattered) treadmill has had to go to the treadmill doctor! The heart (rate monitor) is broken and is with the surgeons undergoing a donor transplant, leaving me treadmill-less for a week. This means evening runs are a mere memory for now, but hopefully in a week my heart (rate monitor) will be pulsing away fit as a fiddle once more.

 - Loose Leg(gings) - not one to brag but one upside of this running is my bottom IS SMALLer (sadly not my thighs or calves which just seem to be on a growth spurt). However this causes a rather embarrassing running predicament; my gusset height slips down to between my knees every mile! At this point I need to avert a full legging slip incidient; running with leggings around my ankles does nothing for my pace, although it might be an interesting way to increase donations come marathon day. So, with little dignity remaining, I have perfected "The Hoist"; grabbing the material from beneath my knees and swiftly yanking it skywards jumping my wiggling rear into the space made. All this whilst continuing to run and map my pace! Who said I couldn't multitask!

So there you have it. My own unique insight into the real running injuries marathonites experience! Feeling the shame - then please support my efforts and sponsor me here!